DesiDabba - Boss, Thoda Sa Roomani Ho Jaye

For once the fat host is right. Today is Rakhi ke honewalle pati ke liya dua mangne ka din hai. #rakhisawant

And it can’t get more fake than this. This is like watching silicon work its magic in real life. #rakhisawant

How come the guju guy is putting haldi and not fem fem se gori gori cream? And where the fuck are his sardar brothers friends?!#rakhisawant

Guju guys sister is cute. But looks so zonked out? Took couple of shots to bare the pain of watching her brother commit marital suicide?#rs

Overdose of overacting we are being fed by these sidey television stars. Thank god for Fatafat digestive golies. #rakhisawant

So how long will this engagement tamasha last? I give it 3 months max. Then we will have sawant crying horse how she was duped by channel.

But I guess requires talent no to make normal folks aka the boyz’s family to over act? #rakhisawant

Unwanted 72 should be titled No 1 ad on the Unwated Tele Ads List. Cheap shit. #fail

Manas dude’s mother had such expectations of her son. Out of work television actors to be present at her son’s wedding.#rakhisawant

For the winning groom – the future’s dark. The future’s black. The future’s Rakhi. #rakhisawant

Noticed all these guys who R wishing rakhi all da best & da garb-have a sly grin on their faces. Like participating in April Fool Joke.#rs

Guju wants to go to Disney 4 honeymoon. Perfect me thinks. Rakhi will feel right at home. With her like bros and sisters. Plastic rules.#rs

Rakhi Sawant’s show endorseing condoms. So apt no? Perfect placement. #rakhisawant

Perfect example of Sau rats khake cat chali haj ko. #rakhisawant

This is like beauty pageant contest. All are prepped up with award winning speaches. Jeegus ye kya ho raha hai?! #rakhisawant

Tick tok tick tok tick tok and the dead man is ….. #rakhisawant

Tonight all mothers will tell their marriageable sons – sau ja beta, rakhi ab kisi aur ke sapno ko haram karne chali. #rakhisawant

Saw how guju sister jump up. Like brother won Kaun Banega Corepati. Ya baby now see your bro go down the Rowpati lane.#rakhisawant

Ya guju father in law. You did welcome her into your household. And in matter of months only hole will be left. #rakhisawant

Thanks to fatafat overdose. Have to attend to enforced nature’s call. #rakhisawant