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Now these two really, I mean really need to get a room.

Yaar! I can understand if they barely make movies without each other’s involvement – it’s their individual decision, their money and us, the Bollywood viewer’s decision to watch their film on the big screen or not.

But what I can’t stand is watching the SRK love-gang enroching my television space as well.

Mumbai Mirror reports:

If Shah Rukh Khan can be the first guest on the second season of Koffee With Karan, can Karan Johar be left far behind?

So now Karan is all set to repay the favour and appear on Kaun Banega Crorepati. He will be shooting for the episode today as the first celebrity guest, along with Farah Khan. Reportedly, this episode will be telecast on February 11 as a ‘friendship special’.

When contacted Karan Johar confirmed the news, “I am going to shoot today for Kaun Banega Crorepati even though I know that I am the least qualified guest on the show. I have no details about how they are going to shoot the episode. All I know is that I will be wearing a black suit for it.”

When quizzed about how he had prepared for the contest, Johar said, “I have not prepared, but I have been praying. As I said, I am not a qualified quizzer. I don’t know whether I’ll be able to answer all those general knowledge questions. This is the first time that I am appearing on Kaun Banega Crorepati and I’m sure the experience will be great. The last time I attended the show, it was in the capacity of Shah Rukh’s friend when he participated in the contest and Mr Bachchan was the host. Then, Shah Rukh had answered all the questions, while I had sat among the audience.”

What about Shah Rukh being his first guest on Koffee with Karan? “Shah Rukh has to be my first guest. Always,” Karan replied.

For crying out loud, it’s more like witnessing Shah Rukh and Karan playing out the “Yeh tere liye aur yeh mere liya” kind-da love duet.

Sample this:

Host SRK: Question for Rs. 50,000. Aap ka sawaal hai, bataiye en mein se kaun hai asile Don? Options hai.

a) Shah Rukh Khan

b) Shah Rukh Khan

c) Shah Rukh Khan

Ya phir?

d) Shah Rukh Khan

Contestant KJo: What can I say! You only answer na. Okay! I pick option A.

Host SRK: Sorry, Kkkkk?Karan yeh hai wrong answer. Right answer hai Amitabh Bachchan. Opppsss! Galti se mistake ho gaya, lagta hai mere Compaq computer ne Amitji ka naam delete kar diya.

Which makes me wonder, what other gimmicks the head-honchos at Star channel will gamble with in order to match the TRP ratings of Kaun Banege Crorepati during Big B days cause King Khan’s presence just ain’t working?